ok ok ok ok ok ok okTumblr (3.0; @bettebentley)http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N27KxJK8wz8">DAVID COPE AND BETTE BENTLEY say: dieting isn't easy</a>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/40282146183http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/40282146183Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:17:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jmc8okep1qzoki7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/29338478278/my-sister-paid-progressive-insurance-to-defend-her">mattfisher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court</strong></p> <p align="left">I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.</p> <p align="left">I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.</p> <p><a href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/29338478278/my-sister-paid-progressive-insurance-to-defend-her">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/29454414440http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/29454414440Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:54:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44noxIB1N1qz8x31o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/23205969010http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/23205969010Wed, 16 May 2012 22:21:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45ahuElDf1qzssfso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/23205906431http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/23205906431Wed, 16 May 2012 22:20:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hollywoodassistants.tumblr.com/post/23093257401">hollywoodassistants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/LTvball121/JenniferLawrence-OkaySure.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/23189228935http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/23189228935Wed, 16 May 2012 18:37:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8woyGaPb1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>For our 2 year anniversary my boyfriend gave me this comic book. I like it a lot.</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/17442973588http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/17442973588Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:24:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuwr0CVDb1qzoki7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/17020063459/at-the-time-of-his-death-if-he-were-on-jupiter">mattfisher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would’ve weighed six hundred and forty-eight pounds.” </span></p> </blockquote>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/17083057956http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/17083057956Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:28:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyv6vouc5r1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Haircut age 2 - 12</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/17024448861http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/17024448861Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:38:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx56jqkUzf1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>my new year’s resolution was to shrink my pores.  CHECK.</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/15146455507http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/15146455507Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:59:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4uwlDnvg1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Nope. never too old for pigtails NEVER OK</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/6085577112http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/6085577112Wed, 01 Jun 2011 18:38:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zwu_d0xRhdI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/4123564138http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/4123564138Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:40:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbmqaNGOR1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My mom sent me a Valentine in the mail today - a Texas necklace. </p> <p>Now put your hands up, up in the club,</p> <p>oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh </p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/3187807860http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/3187807860Tue, 08 Feb 2011 18:03:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0wtfS8Vq1qz7v5mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justcraig.tumblr.com/post/3083222835">justcraig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.mrcharlietodd.com/post/3082046585">charlietodd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This was a really well done hoax, and I had a blast falling for it.  Well done, Craig Rowin.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes you get one million dollars, and sometimes you don’t.</p> </blockquote> <p>genius. i went to your tumblr to see what was up after the show and ya - looks like nothing’s up but our spirits. </p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/3083823510http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/3083823510Thu, 03 Feb 2011 02:31:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfrv8rX8i21qzssfso1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Piss” the short film I wrote/produced, directed by me and the amazing Vincent Peone is now on YouTube after going to 3 festivals.  </p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC77OYvvX7E"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC77OYvvX7E">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC77OYvvX7E</a></a></p> <p>There is a millisecond moment where see my bosom. I never noticed it until two days ago. Seriously.  It’s fast, so you have to really look for it. </p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2989771815http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2989771815Sat, 29 Jan 2011 01:55:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfelvrQuFx1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>JOSH RACHFORD! are you in this <a target="_blank" href="http://dumbdumb.com/video/1939239/the-dancer">dumbdumb</a> short? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME</p> <p>#iloveandmissyou</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2866574217http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2866574217Fri, 21 Jan 2011 22:04:00 -0500<p>guess what nerds - i have twitter now! follow me at <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/BetteBentley">@BetteBentley</a> - and I&#8217;ll follow you </p> <p>LET THE STALKIN BEGIN</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2863402576http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2863402576Fri, 21 Jan 2011 18:42:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_les8n1pn0m1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>oh keeping up with the sexy on a sunday</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2676395607http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2676395607Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:11:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leeusagfFL1qzssfso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>CREEPY UNCLE: noun. the undesirable brother of one’s parent who over christmas dinner suggests a striking resemblance between you and Betty Brosmer.  Upon googling, the above image is one of the first queued.</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2570432623http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2570432623Sun, 02 Jan 2011 14:43:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldfdjn2ABO1qzssfso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>my short film “piss” is playing at 10 PM at the Brooklyn Lyceum this Saturday - a part of the BEST Gentrify Brooklyn (come we’ll dance)</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2313162968http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/2313162968Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:54:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lajx68YUko1qzssfso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>true that</p>http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/1352698624http://bettebentley.tumblr.com/post/1352698624Tue, 19 Oct 2010 15:08:32 -0400